The Creator all of things... And I do mean all things... The sun, the moon, the stars... birds, bees, and trees.
And of course...
The Hoe.
Now what would this beautiful world truly be! without our devoted and beloved hoes? I shutter to think...
But honestly, what if there were no hoes?
Many of you might not dare to think of such a-a-a-ah a travesty! And if you are one of those "many", I urge you to adjust your radio frequencies and think again...
What if there were no hoes... because we were all hoes?
mmmHHhMMM! WHAT IF WE WERE ALL HOES? Each no different from the other! Would the concept of "hoes" even exist? Hoe-conception would never have been concepted! (alert: not a real word)
If everyday was a sunny day, then what's a sunny day? And if everybody was a hoe....
Now... I ask you... How far is that from today's truth? Hmm. Who here has not hoe'd? isn't hoin' currently? or will never have hoe-thoughts? Nobody. And that is why thou shall not judge. Because not one of us is above The Hoe... we are no better.
A hoe I once met during my missionary visit over in West Skankville told me, "Nope! Once a hoe, always a hoe!" And I sat there and thought to myself, "This hoe is truly lost, and cannot be saved................................................ but imma try."
But on a serious note, that hoe was wise far beyond her hoe years! Because if there's one thing I've learned on my long quest to bring all hoes back to ci-vil-i-ty, is that once you expose your inner hoe, it stays with you. You'll always have that hoe on your shoulder whispering in your ear!
Once you have stared your inner hoe in it's hoe-ass face, there's no forgetting it's there. It's apart of you. You'll always have hoe thoughts!! Whether you act on them depends on how strong your will is. Because hoes never claim to have will, they say "I will..."
The words "I will..." are glittered throughout their Ho-Pledge!
'I, the Hoe, pledged to continue to tear apart the fabric of all great binding unions... I will lie! I will cheat! I will deceive! I will receive! and so forth & so forth...'
But I digress...
Once you've hoe'd, you forever carry the potential to hoe again! And if thou hath the potential, thou may end up hoin' on any given day, at any given hour, at any given moment! Half of ya'll probably are reflecting on the hoe shyt ya did just last night... or even rrrrright before service!
Whether you like it or not, we all have some degree of hoe in us. We aaaallllll some hoes up in here. Everyday is truly a sunny day. And self-actualization shall set you free, putting you on your way to Change. Amen!
Right now, I'd ask that if you have any hoe in your heart you'd like to acknowledge today, just step forth to the podium. I'll lay my hands upon ya hoe ass and say a little sumthin for ya soul.
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"Benny! Make sure you get me some hand sanitizer after we take collections"
- Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II
