Good Day & Greetings to The Foundation.
Day after day, week after week, month after month, it truly warms my heart to see new faces throughout the congregation. It shows that we are willing to stand together... united... against the evil hoe-pocalypse.
Let us continue the good fight!
Now we have recently received some disturbing news. If you've stayed abreast with Save-A-Hoe Weekly, you would know that the CHIA (Counter-Hoe Intelligence Agency) recently intercepted some hoe-ass communication, illustrating the plot against us. Its seems as though the International League of Hoes (ILH) has vowed to dismember our congregation. They plan to infiltrate The Foundation, and destroy us from within! So you see now more than ever... there is zero room for error; zero room for fluctuating emotions and bitchassness. Such weakness will surely lead to our demise, and I cannot allow that to happen. WE! cannot afford such atrocity!
The first Hoe World War (HWW I) will surely occur sooner than we calculated. But who will bomb first?
My dear beloveds... I pray for thee. Tis now more than ever that we need the Lord most. May he grant us eternal strength as the hoe coalition attempts to close in. Although ye hoes hath little faith, The Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II hath undeniable faith in all of you... my people.
Because as the sun starts to set & rise earlier and earlier each day... as the trees stand naked & bare like prostitutes at Hunts Point... as the days & nights start to get colder than the frost on a eskimo bitch's hairlip, we can only conclude one thing...
!! IT'S CUFFING SEASON !!
And it is my duty as your divine minister to uuuuurge you to think twice, look both ways, be on alert, keep your eyes & ears open for the truth, dot those I's and cross those muthafuckin T's. It's time to tighten up ship!! For the invasion is real!
I'm sure it has already started for some of you. Some of you have already heard from your past demons, looking for temporary attention & shelter. Some of you have aaaaaalready been plotted on... receiving hoe-like messages such as, "Hey stranger"; a hoe's empty attempt to work themselves back into your world... and to suck the life force from your holy, yet unhoe-ly, temple one more time.
But I'm praying for you!
BE STRONG & BEWARE! Because that hoe does not want YOU per-sé! That hoe just wants your attention... an-an-and it is through "attention"... that this hoe will find itself in your homes, your beds, even your wallets. For attention is that hoe's currency!
And Christmas is right around the corner, and that hoe knows what time it is; it's Pussy-4-Gifts time! And these demons are well aware that you've been stackin' up to buy presents for family; your spouse, your kids. So my brothers & sisters, please be cognizant of the fact that these hoes know no shame! That hoe is trying to make the list too! So please once again...
That hoe don't want you!.... THAT-HOE-DOES-NOT-WANT-YOU! That hoe wants what the hoe can get from you! Your hoe today can without a doubt be another's by nightfall. And when you're out there in the battlefield this holiday season, please wear your Night Vision Goggles. You gotsta see these hoes coming! Just because the muthafucka donates old clothes and sings Christmas carols, doesn't mean she ain't dressed like Mrs. Clause suckin balls in the after-hours... walking around with a bag of mistletoes... don't you kiss that ballsucka! Don't you dare do it!
In conclusion, know this - during the holidays aka Cuffing Season, two things tend to happen: 1) The weather gets colder, and 2) hoe activity climbs to it's peak. If you do not follow my words, then please follow the research; Amen...
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Take A Hoe By The Hand Foundation Research Department
study by Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II (@DaAceManCometh) |
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