The Calling 11.18.2013 D.G.

Once upon a time, not too long ago... there was a young man by the name of Stacey; a humble servant of the Lord who had recently lost his way...

Once a devoted companion...

Once a faithful servant...

Somehow found himself in a prison cell with only his thoughts & regrets. The, then unknown, International League of Hoes (ILH) had claimed one more life... or so they thought. There's no doubt Stacey had been a STD victim - Strategy, Tragedy, and Disappointment. 

Considered juvenile, weak, and untested, he did not stand a chance against the powers of the evil hoe coalition! Before he could wrap his simple mind around the true cause of his latest sufferings, his relationship was over; his friends disowned him; he lost his job; and he was taken into custody for several counts of fraud and identity theft.

It was a cold November evening. The tension in the police station was thicker on this night than ever before. The full moon danced in the night sky; shining directly upon the window of one particular holding cell. Twas foreseen centuries ago, that on this very evening, a beaten & battered soul would walk in the Moonlight of Eternal Truth.

It just so happened, this was Stacey's destiny. He would soon embark on a journey of endless lies, madness, and deception. For he had been chosen.

As the jail cell door closed behind young Stacey, the chilling sound of metal on metal awakened a cry in the moonlight...

"The Calling" *Click*

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"A hoe ain't nothing but a lost soul, and it's time to bring them back to civility!"

- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II

(Twitter: @DaAceManCometh / Soundcloud: Take A Hoe By The Hand)

#TakeAHoeByTheHandFoundation #TAHBTHF #TheFoundation #Back2Civility #TheCalling #MoonLightOfEternalTruth #Destiny #ILH #RevSMII

It's Time 11.06.2013 D.G.

Good Day & Greetings to The Foundation.

Day after day, week after week, month after month, it truly warms my heart to see new faces throughout the congregation. It shows that we are willing to stand together... united... against the evil hoe-pocalypse.

Let us continue the good fight!

Now we have recently received some disturbing news. If you've stayed abreast with Save-A-Hoe Weekly, you would know that the CHIA (Counter-Hoe Intelligence Agency) recently intercepted some hoe-ass communication, illustrating the plot against us. Its seems as though the International League of Hoes (ILH) has vowed to dismember our congregation. They plan to infiltrate The Foundation, and destroy us from within! So you see now more than ever... there is zero room for error; zero room for fluctuating emotions and bitchassness. Such weakness will surely lead to our demise, and I cannot allow that to happen. WE! cannot afford such atrocity!

The first Hoe World War (HWW I) will surely occur sooner than we calculated. But who will bomb first?

My dear beloveds... I pray for thee. Tis now more than ever that we need the Lord most. May he grant us eternal strength as the hoe coalition attempts to close in. Although ye hoes hath little faith, The Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II hath undeniable faith in all of you... my people.

Because as the sun starts to set & rise earlier and earlier each day... as the trees stand naked & bare like prostitutes at Hunts Point... as the days & nights start to get colder than the frost on a eskimo bitch's hairlip, we can only conclude one thing...

!! IT'S CUFFING SEASON !!

And it is my duty as your divine minister to uuuuurge you to think twice, look both ways, be on alert, keep your eyes & ears open for the truth, dot those I's and cross those muthafuckin T's. It's time to tighten up ship!! For the invasion is real!

I'm sure it has already started for some of you. Some of you have already heard from your past demons, looking for temporary attention & shelter. Some of you have aaaaaalready been plotted on... receiving hoe-like messages such as, "Hey stranger"; a hoe's empty attempt to work themselves back into your world... and to suck the life force from your holy, yet unhoe-ly, temple one more time.

But I'm praying for you!

BE STRONG & BEWARE! Because that hoe does not want YOU per-sé! That hoe just wants your attention... an-an-and it is through "attention"... that this hoe will find itself in your homes, your beds, even your wallets. For attention is that hoe's currency! 

And Christmas is right around the corner, and that hoe knows what time it is; it's Pussy-4-Gifts time! And these demons are well aware that you've been stackin' up to buy presents for family; your spouse, your kids. So my brothers & sisters, please be cognizant of the fact that these hoes know no shame! That hoe is trying to make the list too! So please once again...

That hoe don't want you!.... THAT-HOE-DOES-NOT-WANT-YOU! That hoe wants what the hoe can get from you! Your hoe today can without a doubt be another's by nightfall. And when you're out there in the battlefield this holiday season, please wear your Night Vision Goggles. You gotsta see these hoes coming! Just because the muthafucka donates old clothes and sings Christmas carols, doesn't mean she ain't dressed like Mrs. Clause suckin balls in the after-hours... walking around with a bag of mistletoes... don't you kiss that ballsucka! Don't you dare do it!

In conclusion, know this - during the holidays aka Cuffing Season, two things tend to happen: 1) The weather gets colder, and 2) hoe activity climbs to it's peak. If you do not follow my words, then please follow the research; Amen...

Take A Hoe By The Hand Foundation Research Department
study by Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II (@DaAceManCometh)

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"A hoe ain't nothing but a lost soul, and it's time to bring them back to civility!"

- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II

(Twitter: @DaAceManCometh / Soundcloud: Take A Hoe By The Hand)

#TakeAHoeByTheHandFoundation #TAHBTHF #TheFoundation #Back2Civility #SaveAHoeWeekly #CHIA #ILH #HWW1 #Pussy4Gifts #RevSMII

If Everyday Was A Sunny Day... 08.27.2013 D.G.

Greetings & Salutations to the entire Foundation congregation from The Most High! From the Alpha & Omega!... Greetingsssss!!! From the Creator!

The Creator all of things... And I do mean all things... The sun, the moon, the stars... birds, bees, and trees.

And of course...

The Hoe.

Now what would this beautiful world truly be! without our devoted and beloved hoes? I shutter to think...

But honestly, what if there were no hoes?

Many of you might not dare to think of such a-a-a-ah a travesty! And if you are one of those "many", I urge you to adjust your radio frequencies and think again...

What if there were no hoes... because we were all hoes?

mmmHHhMMM! WHAT IF WE WERE ALL HOES? Each no different from the other! Would the concept of "hoes" even exist? Hoe-conception would never have been concepted! (alert: not a real word)

If everyday was a sunny day, then what's a sunny day? And if everybody was a hoe....

Now... I ask you... How far is that from today's truth? Hmm. Who here has not hoe'd? isn't hoin' currently? or will never have hoe-thoughts? Nobody. And that is why thou shall not judge. Because not one of us is above The Hoe... we are no better.

A hoe I once met during my missionary visit over in West Skankville told me, "Nope! Once a hoe, always a hoe!" And I sat there and thought to myself, "This hoe is truly lost, and cannot be saved................................................ but imma try."

But on a serious note, that hoe was wise far beyond her hoe years! Because if there's one thing I've learned on my long quest to bring all hoes back to ci-vil-i-ty, is that once you expose your inner hoe, it stays with you. You'll always have that hoe on your shoulder whispering in your ear! 

Once you have stared your inner hoe in it's hoe-ass face, there's no forgetting it's there. It's apart of you. You'll always have hoe thoughts!! Whether you act on them depends on how strong your will is. Because hoes never claim to have will, they say "I will..."

The words "I will..." are glittered throughout their Ho-Pledge!

'I, the Hoe, pledged to continue to tear apart the fabric of all great binding unions... I will lie! I will cheat! I will deceive! I will receive! and so forth & so forth...'

But I digress...

Once you've hoe'd, you forever carry the potential to hoe again! And if thou hath the potential, thou may end up hoin' on any given day, at any given hour, at any given moment! Half of ya'll probably are reflecting on the hoe shyt ya did just last night... or even rrrrright before service!

Whether you like it or not, we all have some degree of hoe in us. We aaaallllll some hoes up in here. Everyday is truly a sunny day. And self-actualization shall set you free, putting you on your way to Change. Amen!

Right now, I'd ask that if you have any hoe in your heart you'd like to acknowledge today, just step forth to the podium. I'll lay my hands upon ya hoe ass and say a little sumthin for ya soul.

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"Benny! Make sure you get me some hand sanitizer after we take collections"

- Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II

A Message From King’s Landing (Game of Thrones Edition) 08.21.2013 D.G.

Have you no honor!? 

Ye dare to smite thee with fragile promises of happiness? A happiness that supposedly runs deep between a woman’s thigh. A so-called happiness that breeds unbound consequence & dismay!

Have you no honor!?

Ye who hungers to eat cock and but does not expect to shit shame. Tis such a “person” fit to live amongst the civil as you and I... or should one be named accordingly?... A noble cocksmith perhaps.

Have you no honor!?

... for you nor your father!? Has his hard work & sacrifice gone in vein? Twas it not for you he strived for a better life? And how have ye repaid such a debt? By letting all of the seven kingdoms know that the finest wine and punani hale from your family’s name!

Have you no honor!?

... for you nor your child!? Does thou not kiss thy child to sleep with the same puckers used to filet the sac of a thousand men. Does thou not comfort thy children with thy hands? The same cockgrabbers used for social recreation throughout the seven kingdoms?

Have you no honor!?

... for you nor the gods!? May the gods themselves curse thee with vaginas more black & dry than cold leather seats. Maybe then you will learn to be weary of each throne you conspire to sit upon. For not all thrones are that of kings... peasants have thrones too!

One would like to know... how does thou view thyself!? Each day... as ye awakes... staring upon the wall of reflection. The crust of cum in ye eye, the smell of balls on ye breath, and the sweat of a 100 beds dried upon ye buttocks. How does thou view thyself then!? Like a lady? Heavens no! Stay true to your nature, beast!

For the truth of one’s natural self lies within the purity of one’s soul. The mask used to bare to the world weighs heavier with each day. And with each new moon, that very mask sinks lower upon your face, and shall continue to do so until you have no choice but to remove it along with all fuckery. And once it has been removed...I will be there!

And I will shout, “You!! Yes, you there! Give thee thy hand... for I see you clear as day now.”

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"Let the crows from above send word of your new name... Whore! Whore! Whore!"

- Lord Stacey MoonWalker II

I'll Take You There 06.26.2013 D.G.

Greetings my Brothers & Sisters of the Foundation! Today is a good day!

Today I had a dream! A vision! 

Today I had a prophecy!!!

Please bow your heads right now! and pray to the Almighty for HD clarity, for I am about to paint one of the most vivid pictures of our generation.

Ladies & gentlemen, please close your eyes as I take to a place where some may find it hard to comprehend... some may find it unimaginable... for those who have felt the soul crushing wrath of a hoe's destruction, you may feel the necessity to bring this place to fruition... a place I like to call...

HoeTown, USA

It is a magical place. A place developed after we finally won the war on hoes; a place of grace, glamour, and honesty. Tis only in HoeTown, USA would one not need Night Vision Goggles for the truth bares itself! One would be immune to the shocking emotional scars of a hoe's STD (Strategy, Tragedy, and Disappointment) campaign. Here in HoeTown, USA, there are no hiding places for hoes; those providing safe havens for hoes shall be disposed of expeditiously!

Here in HoeTown, USA... all hoes develop Tramp Stamps within 24 hours of all sexual encounters. OOOOOOHHHHH YA CAN'T HIDE FROM ME IN HOETOWN BABY! "I see you hoe!"

Now these Tramp Stamps are not your typical tattoos on the lower back. These tramp stamps are physical barcodes that appear on the hoe's body after each sexual encounter. A white barcode means the hoe recently performed oral sex. The black barcode means the hoe recently had sex. The green barcode means there were multiple partners involved in the hoe's most recent sexual encounter. And the red barcode means "DANGER! Don't go in there! That last partner wasn't safe!"

Each Tramp Stamps consists of a scannable barcode which brings up a line-item report of the hoe's last performance. Above each barcode are the initials of the hoe's last partner,  and below each barcode is the date and time of that particular hoe-encounter.

OOOOOOOOOOHHH GOLLY MISS MOLLY! Family, I want your to open your eyes right now! turn to your neighbor and say, "Neighba! I know a place!"

Family! These hoes would no longer be able to shadow their hoe intentions! These hoes would no longer be able to deny themselves as Peter denied Jesus!

HoeFax.com would instantly become the #1 most profitable mega corporation world-wide, as their "Scan Dat Hoe" application would be the most downloaded app on the iPhone and Android market.

Traffic lights in all major metropolitan areas would have built-in hoe scanners with megatron screens on the side skyscrapers, displaying the amount of hoes currently moving through our cities.

Sisters of the Foundation... understand you can breathe easy knowing that you may be living in a low hoe level community. And if somehow you are in a heavily hoe-ridden area, you'll consciously have the presence of mind have to lace up your combat boots everyday and fight for your man's heart, as well as the cleanliness of your man's Kong Johnson.

For information is the greatest weapon of all! And in HoeTown, USA, these hoes have no chance! The jig is up! "For not only do I see you hoe... but I also scanned yo ass too!"

But still be weary my beloved Foundation! For the way of the hoe is full of strategy, tragedy, and disappointment. Even in HoeTown, USA, hoes have found a way to hide their Tramp Stamps using make-up! Hoes may also keep their Tramp Stamps hidden with lingerie and things of that nature! Make that hoe shower! And watch for any possible scannable hoe-signs.

HoeTown, USA may be a Foundationite's paradise, but one must still remain on high alert, and be on the look out for suspicious hoe activity.

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"Hoes only have the capacity to like! They love no one but themselves!"

- Reverend Stacey MoonWalker III

Hoe Tales, Part 1 06.03.2013 D.G.

Good Day my Brothers & Sisters. On this day, I simply want to share a story...

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In the small town of Bookman, New Jersey, two women were randomly selected to race against each other in local town fair for the grand total of $2000. 

One woman was Tanya - a single well-respected business women with two bachelor degrees from Winstin College, and a masters from Yupton University. Tanya had just recently moved to Bookman from... from... as of matter of fact, no one really knows where Tanya previously resided.... hmmph

Now on the other hand, we have Jasmine, best known as “Cookie” - she was the infamous neighborhood hoe! Ooooooooh there wasn’t a penis Cookie couldn’t crumble, or at least try. All the guys loved her, and alllllll the women despised her very existence. Cookie was as fierce as they cum!

As they lined up for the 100 meter dash, they both saw something that was worthy of an “Oh My God”! The only difference was that Tanya’s OMG was out of shock & dismay, and Cookie’s OMG was one of excitement & joy. What they both saw, in that very same moment... was their Physical Challenge before they could cross the finishing line and claim the $2000 cash prize.

Rules Of The Physical Challenge:

Announcer: “Here, stand two men! Two strong lads with their hands tied behind their backs... blindfolds over their eyes.... and BUTT BOOTY NAKED! Your challenge is to ssssssuck your designated penis until ejaculation before crossing the finish line to claim your cash prize!!!”

And just like that! The crowd started to roar! The place erupted with cheers & chants in favor of the local favorite. Even the women who once hated her, cheered for Cookie, as they did not want a “foreigner” to walk away with the win.

Tanya did not look like she was the right person to be selected for this race. She huffed & puffed , showing her clear lack of enthusiasm for such a public & disgraceful display of filth. She even cried that she wanted no parts of the race. But as she started to walk away from the starting line, THE GUN WENT OFF *POP* THE RACE HAD BEGUN!!!!!

Cookie, with the biggest smile on her face, took flight! One has never seen a human being run that fast! She was well on her way of making history by breaking the Town Fair Record.... aaaaalllll for her love of penis! Some may call it a damn shame, while others say she’s simply responding to her calling.

Seeing how Tanya hadn’t even left the starting line, the crowd started to turn away in disappointment. They wanted to see a competition! No one wanted to waste their time watching Cookie suck dick. They can get THAT show any day of the week; so soon EEEEVERYONE left! The once cheerful crowd had now abandoned their local “favorite” to suck penis in silence...

The very next morning, the local paper’s front page headlines read as such:

“SHE SHOCKED THE WORLD! IT’S A TIE!”

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What’s the lesson, you ask?

Hoes & Secrets go together like Kool-aid & Sugar! You can't have one without the other... And also every hoe knows you can’t just walk away from two months rent in cash prizes! 

Today I want you all to reflect. Turn your attention inward, and discover your inner-hoe. And after you've succeeded, you'll be able to recognize the dark hoe in others using your Night Vision Goggles. One must be able to recognize a hoe's spirit before engaging with the enemy..... Takes A Hoe To Save A Hoe! And it is my GOD-GIVEN DUTY to bring aaaalllll these hoes back to civility, and one day, to the Promise Land.

Take care my Brothers & Sisters, and Good Day!"

- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II

The Love In Your Heart 05.18.2013 D.G.

"With Christ in my heart, and Hennessy in my veins; I shall engage this hoe and take away her pain.... Hey Hoe! 'I see you!'"

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I recently ran into a young brother that exclaimed, "Rev! I can't take it no mo'! F*** deez hoes mang!"

I had to sit this young brother down... I had to sit this young misguided brother down and teach him about God's love. You see for he had mistaken my preachings & teachings for lectures of hate. Let it be known, I am no Adolf Hitler! No sir! I wish genocide upon no hoe! What my mission calls for is for me to spread the realization that hoes exist in various ways, shapes, and forms with complex turns, burns, and concerns.

I do not hate hoes! I love hoes! God teaches us to love one another! The love in your heart is meant for all of the Lord's children... so why not hoes!? Are they not God's children?! And if you think not? Then why? Why be so judgmental? Tis not your duty nor responsibility to judge and banish the hoe race to eternal damnation.

A crippled man might not like that fact that you can walk.... and hate you even more because you do it so well and with pride.

A hoe might hate your guts because you have self confidence, self control, and dignity. That hoe could be jealous of you! You ever thought of that?... YOU COULD BE THE ENEMY!

But we must combat that. And the only way to do so is to use the love in our hearts.

So I say on to thee...

"Love thy neighbor, and your hoes... and while you're at it, you might as well love your neighbor's hoe too!"

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"One by one, we shall over come. Take a hoe's hand and show that hoe aaaaalll the love she can take!"

- Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II