Today I had a dream! A vision!
Today I had a prophecy!!!
Please bow your heads right now! and pray to the Almighty for HD clarity, for I am about to paint one of the most vivid pictures of our generation.
Ladies & gentlemen, please close your eyes as I take to a place where some may find it hard to comprehend... some may find it unimaginable... for those who have felt the soul crushing wrath of a hoe's destruction, you may feel the necessity to bring this place to fruition... a place I like to call...
HoeTown, USA
It is a magical place. A place developed after we finally won the war on hoes; a place of grace, glamour, and honesty. Tis only in HoeTown, USA would one not need Night Vision Goggles for the truth bares itself! One would be immune to the shocking emotional scars of a hoe's STD (Strategy, Tragedy, and Disappointment) campaign. Here in HoeTown, USA, there are no hiding places for hoes; those providing safe havens for hoes shall be disposed of expeditiously!
Here in HoeTown, USA... all hoes develop Tramp Stamps within 24 hours of all sexual encounters. OOOOOOHHHHH YA CAN'T HIDE FROM ME IN HOETOWN BABY! "I see you hoe!"
Now these Tramp Stamps are not your typical tattoos on the lower back. These tramp stamps are physical barcodes that appear on the hoe's body after each sexual encounter. A white barcode means the hoe recently performed oral sex. The black barcode means the hoe recently had sex. The green barcode means there were multiple partners involved in the hoe's most recent sexual encounter. And the red barcode means "DANGER! Don't go in there! That last partner wasn't safe!"
Each Tramp Stamps consists of a scannable barcode which brings up a line-item report of the hoe's last performance. Above each barcode are the initials of the hoe's last partner, and below each barcode is the date and time of that particular hoe-encounter.
OOOOOOOOOOHHH GOLLY MISS MOLLY! Family, I want your to open your eyes right now! turn to your neighbor and say, "Neighba! I know a place!"
Family! These hoes would no longer be able to shadow their hoe intentions! These hoes would no longer be able to deny themselves as Peter denied Jesus!
HoeFax.com would instantly become the #1 most profitable mega corporation world-wide, as their "Scan Dat Hoe" application would be the most downloaded app on the iPhone and Android market.
Traffic lights in all major metropolitan areas would have built-in hoe scanners with megatron screens on the side skyscrapers, displaying the amount of hoes currently moving through our cities.
Sisters of the Foundation... understand you can breathe easy knowing that you may be living in a low hoe level community. And if somehow you are in a heavily hoe-ridden area, you'll consciously have the presence of mind have to lace up your combat boots everyday and fight for your man's heart, as well as the cleanliness of your man's Kong Johnson.
For information is the greatest weapon of all! And in HoeTown, USA, these hoes have no chance! The jig is up! "For not only do I see you hoe... but I also scanned yo ass too!"
But still be weary my beloved Foundation! For the way of the hoe is full of strategy, tragedy, and disappointment. Even in HoeTown, USA, hoes have found a way to hide their Tramp Stamps using make-up! Hoes may also keep their Tramp Stamps hidden with lingerie and things of that nature! Make that hoe shower! And watch for any possible scannable hoe-signs.
HoeTown, USA may be a Foundationite's paradise, but one must still remain on high alert, and be on the look out for suspicious hoe activity.
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"Hoes only have the capacity to like! They love no one but themselves!"
- Reverend Stacey MoonWalker III
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