Saturday, May 18, 2013

The Love In Your Heart 05.18.2013 D.G.

"With Christ in my heart, and Hennessy in my veins; I shall engage this hoe and take away her pain.... Hey Hoe! 'I see you!'"

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I recently ran into a young brother that exclaimed, "Rev! I can't take it no mo'! F*** deez hoes mang!"

I had to sit this young brother down... I had to sit this young misguided brother down and teach him about God's love. You see for he had mistaken my preachings & teachings for lectures of hate. Let it be known, I am no Adolf Hitler! No sir! I wish genocide upon no hoe! What my mission calls for is for me to spread the realization that hoes exist in various ways, shapes, and forms with complex turns, burns, and concerns.

I do not hate hoes! I love hoes! God teaches us to love one another! The love in your heart is meant for all of the Lord's children... so why not hoes!? Are they not God's children?! And if you think not? Then why? Why be so judgmental? Tis not your duty nor responsibility to judge and banish the hoe race to eternal damnation.

A crippled man might not like that fact that you can walk.... and hate you even more because you do it so well and with pride.

A hoe might hate your guts because you have self confidence, self control, and dignity. That hoe could be jealous of you! You ever thought of that?... YOU COULD BE THE ENEMY!

But we must combat that. And the only way to do so is to use the love in our hearts.

So I say on to thee...

"Love thy neighbor, and your hoes... and while you're at it, you might as well love your neighbor's hoe too!"

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"One by one, we shall over come. Take a hoe's hand and show that hoe aaaaalll the love she can take!"

- Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II

Thursday, May 2, 2013

STDs 05.02.2013 D.G.

Good day to you all! And what a blessed day today truly is...

As sunny days are now upon us, one can only conclude that The Season of The Hoe is upon us as well. Tis only in the summer days can a hoe successfully blend in with society in the light. So I say on to thee 'BEWARE OF THE DAY WALKER!! For your Night Vision Goggles are useless until sun-fall. May the Lord be with you 24 hours day, 7 days a week. May He watch over you when you stand, and as well as when you sleep. May the forces of a hoe's determination never find the weakness of your soul. Be on the look out Brothers & Sisters of the Foundation for War... is upon us all.

Now... I must admit. Today when I woke up, I struggled to find the message in which I was to convey. I tossed & turned with myself, searching within for some sort of inspiration; some sort of sign from the Almighty............ and then....... there it was. There it was !RIGHT! before my very eyes. Tis now clear what must be shared.

You see, the 'Big Man Upstairs' makes no mistakes. Everything happens, and does NOT happen, for a reason. You see family, I hardly ever pay attention to commercials when I watch the television; I usually walk away or simply change the channel. But today was different! I found myself paying attention to a commercial about animal abuse. An-an-and how animal abuse was a worldwide problem. An-an-and how we, as a people need to all chip in to save Lil Snowflake. And as the camera jumped from one country to the next, I discovered something that I was destined to discover, and destined to share with you all. The camera was showing an abused dog in Saudi Arabia; and the dog was standing in front of a wall of filth with all sorts of graffiti writings on it; and as I stared at the graffiti writings on the wall, it hit me... I know those words! I've seen those words before during my tour, how could I ever forget... 

أنا ما أنا ... ومجرفة هو ما أنا.

Translation: "I am what I am... and a hoe is what I am."

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! It was the inspiration I had been waiting for! Just like a hoe! Ask and you shall receive my Brothers & Sisters! Twas that not my blessing!? To say 'nay' would be to deny your faith in the Foundation.

You see my Family! The hoe plague has reached our family members overseas as well! Tis not only at your front door, but also at your back door as well... and even in your windows. One must get ADT Home Protection to guard oneself from the massacre within a hoe's grasp. We are all vulnerable. We could be attacked at any moment. Why I just had to console a young brother the other day, as he was a victim of a hoe-crime. She smiled in his face, laughed at his jokes, and enticed him with dreams of getting head far better than the average man had ever known! And as I stared into his red teary eyes, he said, 'Damn Rev, the b**** got me"... Ooohhh this hoe was fierce! This hoe was wondrous! For she had visited his home, sucked him to sleep, and took off with all his valuable belongs!! AAAAAWWWWWW FAMILY! LET US EXCLAIM IN UNISON! - "HOES AIN'T SHYT!"

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. The way of the hoe is one of what!? Strategy, Tragedy, and Disappointment... This hoe hit 'em with the S-T-D!

And it can be said! That once a hoe hits you with the S-T-D, you might not recover. Some say ain't no comin back!

I am proud to say, that I, the Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II, am your salvation! Let me be your strength as you battle through your STD situation. OOOOOOHHH! It'll get ya down! It'll change ya life! Ya friends probably won't even wanna be around ya! Other women will pass you shaking their heads saying, "... you know it's a damn shame what that hoe did to 'em. He used to be all that, but ever since that STD, he's never been the same."

You! are better than that. You! are smarter than they are! These hoes are not a species of thought. A hoe has no cognizance of her hoe actions. Hoes merely function on primitive instinct. The hoe was once human until it lost it's way. It is our time... to step on to that battlefield... take a hoe by the hand... and bring these hoes BACK! to civility! And it all starts with the fundamental words of a hoe's destruction, "Hey Hoe!!  I......See.... You!"

Amen & Goodnight!



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A hoe ain't nothing but a lost soul, and it's time to bring them BACK to civility!!! 

Farewell & Stay Strong!

- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II