STDs 05.02.2013 D.G.

Good day to you all! And what a blessed day today truly is...

As sunny days are now upon us, one can only conclude that The Season of The Hoe is upon us as well. Tis only in the summer days can a hoe successfully blend in with society in the light. So I say on to thee 'BEWARE OF THE DAY WALKER!! For your Night Vision Goggles are useless until sun-fall. May the Lord be with you 24 hours day, 7 days a week. May He watch over you when you stand, and as well as when you sleep. May the forces of a hoe's determination never find the weakness of your soul. Be on the look out Brothers & Sisters of the Foundation for War... is upon us all.

Now... I must admit. Today when I woke up, I struggled to find the message in which I was to convey. I tossed & turned with myself, searching within for some sort of inspiration; some sort of sign from the Almighty............ and then....... there it was. There it was !RIGHT! before my very eyes. Tis now clear what must be shared.

You see, the 'Big Man Upstairs' makes no mistakes. Everything happens, and does NOT happen, for a reason. You see family, I hardly ever pay attention to commercials when I watch the television; I usually walk away or simply change the channel. But today was different! I found myself paying attention to a commercial about animal abuse. An-an-and how animal abuse was a worldwide problem. An-an-and how we, as a people need to all chip in to save Lil Snowflake. And as the camera jumped from one country to the next, I discovered something that I was destined to discover, and destined to share with you all. The camera was showing an abused dog in Saudi Arabia; and the dog was standing in front of a wall of filth with all sorts of graffiti writings on it; and as I stared at the graffiti writings on the wall, it hit me... I know those words! I've seen those words before during my tour, how could I ever forget... 

أنا ما أنا ... ومجرفة هو ما أنا.

Translation: "I am what I am... and a hoe is what I am."

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! It was the inspiration I had been waiting for! Just like a hoe! Ask and you shall receive my Brothers & Sisters! Twas that not my blessing!? To say 'nay' would be to deny your faith in the Foundation.

You see my Family! The hoe plague has reached our family members overseas as well! Tis not only at your front door, but also at your back door as well... and even in your windows. One must get ADT Home Protection to guard oneself from the massacre within a hoe's grasp. We are all vulnerable. We could be attacked at any moment. Why I just had to console a young brother the other day, as he was a victim of a hoe-crime. She smiled in his face, laughed at his jokes, and enticed him with dreams of getting head far better than the average man had ever known! And as I stared into his red teary eyes, he said, 'Damn Rev, the b**** got me"... Ooohhh this hoe was fierce! This hoe was wondrous! For she had visited his home, sucked him to sleep, and took off with all his valuable belongs!! AAAAAWWWWWW FAMILY! LET US EXCLAIM IN UNISON! - "HOES AIN'T SHYT!"

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. The way of the hoe is one of what!? Strategy, Tragedy, and Disappointment... This hoe hit 'em with the S-T-D!

And it can be said! That once a hoe hits you with the S-T-D, you might not recover. Some say ain't no comin back!

I am proud to say, that I, the Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II, am your salvation! Let me be your strength as you battle through your STD situation. OOOOOOHHH! It'll get ya down! It'll change ya life! Ya friends probably won't even wanna be around ya! Other women will pass you shaking their heads saying, "... you know it's a damn shame what that hoe did to 'em. He used to be all that, but ever since that STD, he's never been the same."

You! are better than that. You! are smarter than they are! These hoes are not a species of thought. A hoe has no cognizance of her hoe actions. Hoes merely function on primitive instinct. The hoe was once human until it lost it's way. It is our time... to step on to that battlefield... take a hoe by the hand... and bring these hoes BACK! to civility! And it all starts with the fundamental words of a hoe's destruction, "Hey Hoe!!  I......See.... You!"

Amen & Goodnight!

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A hoe ain't nothing but a lost soul, and it's time to bring them BACK to civility!!! 

Farewell & Stay Strong!

- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II