As I now look upon you all, I see all kinds of folks; lawyers, doctors, social workers, landscapers, cashiers. Some of you may be accomplished in your respective fields, and some of you may still be on your way. Some of you have masters degrees; other's, just bachelors or even high school diplomas. A few of you stand before me now with immense pride, thinking your educational background or occupational success makes you more equipped to fight this war. And if so, you're sadly mistaken.
Family, I'm telling you right now that all the books in the world mean nothing in the war against hoes. The most educated individuals still find themselves within a hoe's reach.
On this battlefield, a man's wisdom can only serve as his armor, and may his knowledge of the truth act as a thunderous sword... cutting through the shit-storm that hoes hail upon us all.
Today's word is directed to the Sisters of the congregation. Today's word is directed to the wives, fiancés, and girlfriends of the congregation. The "battlefield nurses" as I like to call them - the women who pick up the pieces and repair men who have been shredded by hoes and their destructive carnage. Some!... may argue they are the heroes of this war against hoes, but I beg to differ - The Reverend Stacey MoonWalker II believes they have equally contributed to the genesis of this hoe plague...
My Sisters! How well do you know your ABC's? I'll ask again.... How-well-do-YOU-know... YOUR ABC's?
Now I'm not talking about the ABC's you learned in school. I'm preaching about the ABC's of your relationship - the fundamentals of your man's desires.
You see for a woman to combat the world wide effects of Hoe-ism, she must be confident in her knowledge of her man.
Men are simple, and that is no stereotype. We are simple creatures when it comes to fulfillment.
You see, although there are twenty six letters in the alphabet, men only give a damn about A, B, and C - THAT IS ALL!!
I bet you never thought it was that easy to create that tunnel vision!! And some of you, still, right now, now are whispering to yourself, "The Rev is full of shit"... mmmhhhmmm.
Well first, watch ya mouth! And secondly, open ya ears.... You see a woman will usually be so caught up on aaalllllll the things they do for their significant other, keeping count, not realizing that they're doing aaalllllll this extra activity on their own accord - doing D through Z on their own accord... ignoring the fact that A,B, and C are the only factors that truly matter. Now each man's ABCs may differ. One must discover the ABCs in your specific relationship - meaning outside advice may not apply. I need you to leave here today with the understanding that D through Z is greatly appreciated, BUT your man did not ask for that; D through Z is not, and was NEVER on his list of critical concerns. His list was quite simple; A, B, and fucking C! - THAT IS ALL!! If you only focused on ABC, and stopped doing D through Z, would he notice? Yes, but he ultimately would not give a damn because his fundamental needs are being fulfilled. Let "D" stand for "Damn", and you need to realize that he doesn't give a "D" (Damn) because he simply does not have one to give. He only has A,B, and fucking C! - THAT IS ALL!!
So from now on, do not look surprised as you're breaking your back, doing D through Z, and you suddenly realize your man's head is on a swivel everywhere he goes... being taken advantage of by hoes! Cuz you know what... HOES KNOW THEIR ABC's... oooohhh like a muthafucka baby! They don't know a damn thing about D through Z - that's too much work for a hoe to even fathom. Even so the only people who are baffled by a hoe's inability to perform D through Z are other women who can't even perform ABC... seemingly, other women; and to be more specific... YOU BITCH! Don't eyeball me like that Sister Jay! You know damn-well where Brother Jay really was last Saturday.... but I digress...
All I'm saying is... don't spend too much time judging these hoes, when you should be befriending these hoes, and learning hoe-tactics. "Love thy enemy"... "Keep your friend's close, and your enemies even closer... just not at the house."
All I'm saying is... don't spend too much time judging these hoes, when you should be befriending these hoes, and learning hoe-tactics. "Love thy enemy"... "Keep your friend's close, and your enemies even closer... just not at the house."
These hoes today are taking advantage of your clear lack of knowledge and your ignorance of the fundamentals in regards to your personal relationship. But don't feel too threatened ladies. Hoes don't want your man... just the time he's willing to share.
Get on your job!!
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A hoe ain't nothing but a lost soul, and it's time to bring them BACK to civility!!!
Farewell & Stay Strong!
- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II
Farewell & Stay Strong!
- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II
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