Welcome my brothers & sisters! If you're here, it MUST be because you care. If you're here, it MUST be because you understand. If you are hheeeerrrree, it MUST be because you recognize that war is amongst us. A war that goes beyooond comprehension for most folks.
Now, I'm not talking about the war on drugs, no sir! As I slowly walk the Moon, it is obvious America is losing that battle. The war I speak of has been one of the longest... one of the most sacred... and unfortunately, one of the most silent wars Man has ever known... the war against hoes.
Brothers & Sisters! The War Against Hoes is upon us! and has been for some time now! The very existence of hoes can be traced back to the beginning of civilization! For centuries, hoes have been weaving their way through the deep underbellies of society. These hoes are in our streets! These hoes are in our families! These hoes are now in our schools systems! These hoes have even infiltrated our government! Lord knows how many hoes you've encountered in your lifetime. Lord knows how many hoes you've held hands with at church! Only the Lord knows how many hoes have slipped under your radar UNDETECTED! Brothers & Sisters! The way of the hoe is one of strategy, tragedy and disappointment. The modern day hoe is a sleeper cell. She operates on a normal wave from day-to-day, until her inner-hoe is triggered. Could be a song... could be a movie... could be a dessert... COULD BE A WORD! Imagine that! it could be a mutha-fuckin-word! A word like "Thanks". mmmhhhmmm, now think about that word; "Thanks" or even "Thank You"... words of gratitude. Gratitude - a concept that a hoe might not be familiar with. For a female who might be feeling neglected & unappreciated at work, at home, or in her relationship... the words "Thank You" could very well trigger her inner-hoe. Some eye contact and a simple "thank you" could very well land you between the jaws of a overworked under-appreciated lil lady (or big)... ready to prove the value of her existence... you never know what to expect. Many people never even realize they're victims a hoe-attack until they pour that last shot of Hennessy, and it's too late.
Brothers & Sister! This is your wake up call! This is OUR wake up call!
This is a Revelation!
The fight to bring a hoe to her salvation can be weary... it's a hard fight! And as your spiritual & social advisor, I will provide thee with wisdom, knowledge, and strength. I will provide thee with the clear insight needed to engage these hoes.
A hoe ain't nothing but a lost soul, and it's time to bring them back to civility!!!
Farewell & Stay strong!
- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II
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