When was the last time you had your eyes checked? Mmmph. Can you remember? And if you can recall your last appointment, how good did the optometrist say your vision was? Mmmph... 20/20? 15/18? 10/12? Let me see by show of hands, how many of you were told you had perfect "20/20" vision?
What if I were to tell you... no matter how strong science says your eyes are... you can still potentially be hoe-blind! Aaaaaawwww my Brothers & Sisters, this is some scaaaaaaaary !shit!
What if I told you, "YOU CAN STILL BE PO-TEN-TIAL-LY... HOE-BLIND!"
You see my Family! The hoe organization has evolved far passed the technological advances of mankind. The Almighty has only blessed a finite number of individuals with the tools needed to see a hoe for what that hoe really is. The average citizen may be able to spot the average hoe if lucky, but the eyes of the average citizen is no match for the advanced social camouflage of today's "super hoe"... a.k.a. the "extraordinary hoe."
I'm here to tell you that if you haven't seen a hoe today, then you need to get your vision checked! I'm here to tell you today that, throughout your workday, if you can honestly say you have not come across a hoe in the last 3 hours, then you need to get your vision checked... Statistics illustrate that every 19.14 seconds a hoe somewhere engages in hoe activity. So let me further enlighten you...
When you were in your car, going to work today, the nice lady who slowed down to let you over in traffic... coulda-bena-hoe.
When you were on the bus this morning, and you gave your seat to that sweeeeeeet sweet old lady who could barely stand on her own two feet... coulda-bena-hoe.
When you woke up this morning! Took a shower! Brushed your teeth! Spit in the sink! and wiped your cracked chapped ass lips while looking in the mirror!... could-have-been-a-mutha-fuckin-hoe!
THAT'S RIGHT! DON'T YOU KNOW IT! Some of ya'll are sitting there right now, in complete denial, not realizing, that you too, have hoe tendencies.
But you can't see it, can you? And that's the shame. You were losing the war against hoes long before the war even started... due to your inability to recognize the enemy that stood before you.
As it is written... Hoes are the most comfortable in the darkest of places; for hoes function at peak in the darkest of corners. They live in the dark. They feel safe in the midnight hour. They operate knowing that they can not be seen, therefor the hoe is free to do whatever the hoe feels like doing without fear of any ramification.
Well it's time we smarten up. It's time to get sophisticated with our approach people... It is time to strap on your Night Vision Goggles, walk right up to a hoe, take a hoe by the hand, and say, "Hey! I see you!"
OOOOOOOOHHH WAIT TIL YOU SEE THAT HOE'S FACE! when the hoe realizes the jig is up! And I will state it again, "... the way of the hoe is one of strategy, tragedy, and disappointment", so do not be surprised if the hoe drops the dick, plays dumb, and gives you the "I have no clue know what you're talking about"-face. Do not be startled; just let that hoe know, "Hey hoe... I see you!"
Even then, that hoe might try to put on the performance of a lifetime, denying any & all hoe-activity, and then that's when you let her know, "HOE, I GOT NIGHT VISION GOGGLES!! I SEEN AAAAALLL THAT SHIT!"
OOOOOOOOHHH WAIT TIL YOU SEE THAT HOE'S FACE!
And right there... in that very moment... the hoe has a decision to make. To accept your hand and follow you back to civility... or... scurry to another dark corner, hoping & praying the next man has yet to receive his pair of Night Vision Goggles.
Go out! And get you a pair!!
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As we part ways once again, remember Brothers & Sisters...
A hoe ain't nothing but a lost soul, and it's time to bring them back to civility!!!
Farewell & Stay strong!
- Rev. Stacey MoonWalker II
https://soundcloud.com/take-a-hoe-by-the-hand/nvg-10-31-2013
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